Roberto Cavalli Vodka 70cl

Alcohol Level: 40%

A striking and unusual bottle is the least you would expect from a legendary fashion who turned to vodka, isn't it? Yes, the vodka you see in front of you, made entirely in Italy, is the work of the man behind sand-blasted jeans, Roberto Cavalli. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to hop in my car (upholstered by Stellan Skarsgård), and drive off to the supermarket up the road run by Bono off of U2 in order to buy some Aubergines grown by Des Lynam.